Whenever my wise old grandmother (MWOG) took me out to eat, inevitably I could not eat everything that the restaurant served me. MWOG often told me, “Just because the restaurant served it to you doesn’t mean you have to eat it all now. You can take some home.”
In her afterlife, I believe she has been counseling some fauna here on Earth:
No word yet from Judge Pelican whether or not Gull’s improvised flyby is good enough to get Gull into the finals.
We’ll be right back with Judge Pelican’s decision after this word from our sponsor. Stay tuned!
PICTURE OF THE MOMENT
Ansel Adams notwithstanding, I’m not a fan of black and white. If I were given an assignment to take a black and white picture, this would be my submission:
Check over there…. I’ll check over here
There’s a possibility that the teacher would give me an Incomplete since there is a little color — greens, yellows, and browns — in there. If so, I’ll just take it to Photoshop:
On the outside chance that she gives me an F, I’ll try to change her mind. I figure there are two ways to do that:
(1) Warn her about Yelp
(2) Give her some kisses:
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