QUARANTINE WEIGHT LOSS TIP
Get a dog or 2, or more. The bigger the better.
Dogs will eat anything.
When you have that plate of food in front of you, thinking about the weight you’ll gain by eating it, just call the dog(s) over and feed those poor, starving furry ones.
Dogs will be happy and will love you forever, and you’ll lose weight.
Dr. John, Dr. Phil, Dr. Laura, Dr. Oz, Dr. Ruth….
I have decided to be Dr. Russel.
I shall be sharing tips & tricks to make life easier.
What may I help you with today?
Audience member: Hello, Dr. Russel! Do you have any tips for losing weight in quarantine?
Dr. Russel: Of course. Here are some of the best.
- Don’t eat!
- Unplug the microwave.
- Do not use the oven or cooktop. A side benefit of not using the oven or cooktop is that the smoke alarm never will go off!
- Run up and down the hallway while making as much noise as possible. Particularly effective at 4:00 a.m. Also should be effective after quarantine since it was effective before quarantine.