Introducing Dr. Russel!

Dr. Russel

Dr. John, Dr. Phil, Dr. Laura, Dr. Oz, Dr. Ruth….

I have decided to be Dr. Russel.

I shall be sharing tips & tricks to make life easier.

What may I help you with today?

Audience member: Hello, Dr. Russel! Do you have any tips for losing weight in quarantine?

Dr. Russel: Of course. Here are some of the best.

    1. Don’t eat!
    2. Unplug the microwave.
    3. Do not use the oven or cooktop. A side benefit of not using the oven or cooktop is that the smoke alarm never will go off!
    4. Believe me!Run up and down the hallway while making as much noise as possible. Particularly effective at 4:00 a.m. Also should be effective after quarantine since it was effective before quarantine.

You’re welcome!
—Dr. Russel

6 thoughts on “Introducing Dr. Russel!

  1. kentuckyangel24

    Thank you so much Dr. Russel. If only I had read this BEFORE my alarm went off I might have avoided setting my cooktop on fire! But I can attest to the fact that it worked! I didn’t use it for several days after cleaning the baking soda out of all the places it drifted — looking longingly in that direction many times each day.

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