These are a few of my favorite signs

I livew in my own little world

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

These are a few of my favorite signs (sung to “These are a few of my favorite things”). These are actual signs I have come across on my photographic expeditions throughout San Diego County:

Remote controlled locomotives

Imagine seeing a 100-ton diesel locomotive coming at you with no engineer.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Caution: Watch for pedestrians crossing sidewalk

I would be extremely cautious if I saw someone
crossing the sidewalk instead of walking on the sidewalk!

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Bee swarm: Please avoid this area

With such a beautiful sign,
I’m thinking this is not the first time they have had a bee swarm in that area.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Do not do anything!

Ooopsie.
Well, at least I wasn’t smoking,
drinking alcohol out of glass bottles, and burning pallets.
Burning pallets? Who does that?

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Still a virgin? Call now!Just doing my civic duty to get people the help they need.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Clothing optionalHey, it didn’t say I couldn’t take pictures!

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Deadly force is authorizedAnd THAT’s why they have a fence!

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

In case of earthquake, run for cover before facebooking about itAt least we can tweet about it!

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Best real estate disclosure everBest real estate disclosure ever.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Fight organized crime, don't re-elect anyoneBest. Advice. Ever.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Yield to horsesYou’re not in the city anymore.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Beware of dogLest the dog take a bite out of crime.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Grow dammitDoes this work for asphalt, too?

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Surf naked, it adds color to your cheeks‘Nough said

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Judgment dayMissed again

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Someone is going to be dancing aloneSomeone is going to be dancing alone.

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

Wine a bit. You'll feel better.But my wise old grandmother always told me,
“Don’t wine!”

Pictures copyright 2012 Russel Ray Photos

This post approved by Zoey the Cool Cat

Advertisements

8 thoughts on “These are a few of my favorite signs

  1. Pingback: Lazy Sunday #26 plus Vlog Time #82 | Paula Acton

    1. Russel Ray Photos Post author

      Ah, you’re so sweet. I am working at getting back to my once-a-day postings but paying the creditors come first, especially after the real estate bust and the Great Recession. Now I also have to worry about what the new administration wants to do to my Obamacare health insurance, my gay marriage, and other things in my life that they have more control over than do I.

      Like

      Reply

Let your words flow

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s