I quit being a part of the Internet Grammar Patrol more than a decade ago. I figured if people didn’t want to learn how to construct an English sentence, or spell words correctly, or use the proper word, nothing I could do on the Internet would help them. I do wonder, though, when the poor grammar and spelling is in something that should be immaculate.
When I find a good example, I save it for posterity, not that there is, or will be, any posterity for me….
So, following, are three of the best grammar and spelling goofs I found this past week. Click on the images to get a larger version.
This first one from Fry’s Electronics didn’t get off to a good start with its description:
“Toaster Oven featuring double -inchInfrared Light-inch for cooking….”
As I continued reading, I discovered that it “eliminates prehating.” So that’s why there seems to be so much hate in the world. People are prehating! Eliminate prehating now!
With all the interracial problems that we seem to be having here in the United States, it looks like 3D Issue at least has the solution to the “interracial part” of your marketing strategy: Branded Apps!
Lastly, I don’t know if I want to be the seventh person….
Maybe I can eliminate prehating by getting an interracial app for use on the world’s seventh mobile phone….
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