Dad was born on Friday the 1313. He killed himself on Friday the 13th at the age of 31 (13 backwards).
Oldest brother was born on Friday the 13th and drowned on his baby bottle 13 months later on Friday the 13th.
Youngest brother was born on Friday the 13th and died 13 minutes after birth on Friday the 13th.
Niece was born on Friday the 13th, 13 weeks premature, and spent the first six months of her life in the hospital. She has made it past the ages of 13 and 31, and married, and has children.
On a side note, I saw Santa Claus at a mall yesterday. He was black. Then, four hours later, I saw him at a different mall sixty miles away. He was white. It has been cold here, so I’m sure flying in that sled from one mall to the other had a pretty good wind chill factor associated with it.
Lastly, is it just me or does orange juice seem to be getting more bitter each time I buy a gallon? Nonetheless, I found a solution. To your 12-oz glass of whiskey, add a jigger of orange juice…..
Switch that! To your 12-oz glass of orange juice, add a jigger of whiskey. The bitterness goes away.
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