I’ve been to most of the major castles in the United States, such as the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose, California; the Hearst Castle in San Simeon, California; the Vanderbilt Mansion in Hyde Park, New York; Monticello near Charlottesville, Virginia….

At a home inspection a couple of days ago, I discovered two castles sitting side by side at the top of a hill:

I sat there and studied them for a little while, and as far as I could tell, except for trim color, they are pretty much identical. They have a view of the Sweetwater Reservoir, something like this:

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