Babylicious strangles babies playing with machetes
The Consumer Products Safety Commission (CPSC) issued a recall today titled “Gerber recalls machetes due to laceration hazard.” I’m thinking, first, What are the Gerber babies doing with machetes? Second, Well of course little babies playing with machetes are subject to laceration hazards…. Der!
What made this recall notice even funnier is another recall issued at the same time: “Babylicious Recalls Cloth Crib Fringe Due to Strangulation Hazard.” I’m thinking, first, What company would name itself Babylicious? Second, I can’t get the visual out of my mind about Babylicious purposely creating a strangulation hazard for babies playing with machetes. I’m thinking maybe a new Stephen King book is in the works.
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