Lionel trains they are not!
What if you were waiting for a train to pass? One like this:
Most people would sit there patiently and wait for the train to go by. But what if you saw some signs like these while you were patiently waiting:
I was a little freaked out. Locomotives weigh many tens of thousands of pounds and cannot stop on a dime. I’m not sure I’m comfortable knowing that those locomotives might be remote controlled. Lionel trains they are not!